Attack of the Fan Fic Authors

"shouted Voldemort before he reached down and gently stroked his snake, Nagini"

A finer use of the comma has never been seen before.

Thanks for writing,
Matt

ROTFLMAO!

*smirks*

This was easily the most brilliant chappie so far. I especially liked the end where Voldemort and Harry were getting along. Nice touch. Poor guys. *breaks down into hysterical giggles after trying to be serious*

Jeez, I really hate slash.

Yawn.

Ah shit that is so awesome how you spoofed slash fics just by making the main good and bad guy straight. It really does show how little sense they make.

So far funnest chapter so far right behind Old Crow's chapter, though I love how they all keep asking if she was a C cup in that one. Probably because I agree with you, Bob, on your opinion on it's level of wrongness of a slash fic.

Okay you two! I laughed so hard I peed my pants! ( no really, I'm pregnant and it's a reality now, rather than just an expression!)

The best part.... My husband doesn't share my enjoyment of fanfics. He thinks it's a travesty that people play with another authors' work. Anyway, I make comments here and there to him about stories I have come across, like the occasional ones that start out pretty good only to wind up surprising and disgusting you with slash. So it was with great joy that I shared this chapter with him and HE Loved IT!!! I told him he should try reading your other stuff, but he said he'd stick with the parodies, that was fun!

I'm just going to skip this one. Anything related to slash at all makes my skin crawl.

Frankly, after the response to the bad english author, I'd hoped for a more, militiant response here. Of course as far as Wizarding Britain seemed gone in this one, maybe Vegas was the right answer.

HA HA, I hate Slash fics they make me want to barf.

:-& Even in mockery, five lines was all I could stand. Sorry.

ouch. ouchies. PAIN-ful!

:-D hehehe, but amusing.... the really sad thing is that you must have encountered fics like this, because even parodying has gotta initiate somewhere. ;) hahaha.

i don't mind the slash fics (sometimes), but i agree that the above plots are somewhat overdone (esp. Veela Draco)...

i might also add, if you feel like doing more parodies, you could do Blind!Harry, or MartialArts!Harry... ;) or both together. :-D hahahaha

Ahhh the common enemy effect.

Well done. Slash fics are not my forte, so I cannot comment on the usual standards contained therein.