Attack of the Fan Fic Authors
By Bobmin
Gnarly.
[Bold]WHYYYYYY?!!!![/Bold]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what was truly weird about this one was I could actually here a bored stoner's voice reading it in my head.
haha Oh God, that is so screwed up yet so true at the same time. It does really make you wonder why 95% of them have to have all of them not believe him. Oh the 'hangnail of power' he had was a great touch really showed how bad some of them are write. Well on to the next one.
BWAHAHAHA! Somehow, the ending (penis measuring) seems to apply to a lot of these stories. What I want to know is, most of these have Dumbledore pass some such law, though they usually have Harry have the option to transfer to another school, if he gets the Dursley's to fill out a form, but they'd never go to the MOM to do that. He's got a vault full of gold! Usually even fuller after the MOM dumps some more in to make up for imprisioning him, bribe the arse holes to do it!
Ouch. Painful. I did think that the first sentence and a half were extremely well-written, though :) (Of the story, not of detailing the joint-smoking fic author.) Man, I'm so glad that this is a pardoy and not a real story. :) hehehe, b/c now I can tell you that it's painful, whereas if it were real, I'd just succumb to being too nice, and not leave any review at all...
Its amazing how bad some stories are...I mean it is rare when a fic avoids all cliches...but it still amuses me to no end.
Thanks for writing,
Matt