Attack of the Fan Fic Authors

This fic is disturbingly funny all the way through but this chapter especially.

Bob For Minister!!!
Alyx For Chief Torturer!!!

Porn is too literature!

I loved all the chapters leading up to this one, but this is the one that had me laughing out loud! Loved it! You two are the rulers of comedy HP fanfic!

Oh, dear. That noise you just heard was me laughing until I couldn't breathe and ended up squeaking in a very high-pitched and annoying manner instead.

I may have to actually go and look these other authors up, now . . .

“Yes, dear. Now, shall we explore a Lord of Rings/Star Wars/Pokemon crossover?”

The really creepy and disturbing thing is that after I read this line the concept won't leave my mind...

Damn it.

Evil. Pure unadulterated evil. That's what you are.

Lord of the Rings/Star Wars/Pokemon? Are you TRYING to give me nightmares?

Ok, I'm very impressed. This one was even funnier than the slash one. I bow to your greatness.

I'll let you get back to you 'litteraturing' Bob. (teehee, now I know exactly how to make my English teacher's head explode...)

This is hilarious; I love it! Good luck, and I hope to see Sunrise Over Britail soon:P

Now...back to my macro paper:(

Firelegs

Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
*falls of his chair and starts rolling on the floor*
Hahahaa... okay that was funny... i don`t think I had this much fun while reading an absurd storyish kind of thingy...

But lets not forget ourselves CRUCIO!!!!!
what on hell u think you`r doing? Get back to work and wrtie the sequel to SoB which is also conviniently named SoB... is that a coincidence?
Heh good job you two you really are fun writers to read, and I praumisse i willie notte righte any fanfiction :)

AK

Oh btw I was just wondering for what reason were you kicked from ff.net?

Nice bit of tomfoolery, it gave me a good laugh. I certainly needed one because my teeth have been hurting me horribly for the last few weeks. Good job and I can't wait until you write Sunrise Over Britain. Keep up the good work!

Nice little story, and pretty accurate as far as I can tell by the fics I've read. Can't wait for 'Sunrise' to start!

I'm speechless, this is an awesome parady of everything (well most of things) that are wrong with fanfiction this days. Whats next? Oh and Bob you better watch out, I'm betting on Alyx to win any argument!

Okay, that was just the best. I think I'm rather glad Alyx is there to whack Bob and keep him in line. Outstanding parody, thank you.

FOMCROTFLOLASMC

lest see people translate that:}

ohh..ooooh..this where we give feedback..oops..umm..funny stuff..am waiting until you do Tim...hmmm...*wierd and strange images flow through minds* cheered me up..twsited..just like me..3 Thumbs up..er wait..2 thumbs and a big toe:}

I wonder if tehre will be more twisted mayhem...umm..*looks around for the evil person carrying a frying pan* do we get to see any nekkid pics?..bea arthur maybe?

oh well back to being me....

ThunderGod

*applaudes*
Well done on the wierd view, though there are a couple of the other authors on this site that need a good parody, like Jeconais for his inability to finish a fic.

Now, please start getting the new stuff out for Sunrise.

Okayyyy ... now I'm glad you didn't parody me, too (cuddles JYA and Fidelius protectively). Though you may have gotten me in passing; parts of that last chapter looked kind of like the "Director's Outtake" I added on to Unnamed Story/Paradigm Shift.

Thanks for the walk-on bits, though it's been years since I was able to fit into my French maid's outfit.

I did feel sorry for the hamster.

Good show!

Dorothy

Both of you need to cut down on the drugs that you are taking. Hopefully some of the authors that you are mocking will take notice.

I cant wait for you to start your sequel to Sunset.

I love your stories.
MPF

thats just wrong on so many levels.....

This story is terrible... But I have the feeling it was made that way on purpose.

*groan* I can't believe Harry said "I say"... :-D *snicker*

"smote" is the past-tense of "smite". you can't "go smote your enemies"

one hand rose up from the rubble? Fan of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" are we? :) hehehe...

Amusing. All of it, very very amusing. :) Thanks for the wonderful entertainment :-D hehehe

(And yes, I did go lazy and neglect my caps and some punctuation. Sorry. :-p Don't think there's a chapter where Harry meets lazy reviewers, though.... Just authors boiling us in oil, etc... :-/ ouchies...)

*rolls over the floor laughing hysterically*