The Power of the Press
Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
By Bobmin
Reviews
Immortalitis posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:46am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Lovely fanfic you've done so far!
Something that is truly enjoyable, amusing, breath-taking and rib-crackingly funny.
Please, do post more asap.
Regards
Immo
rune1806 posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:25am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
alyx i like the way you do the notes (see how i suck up so i am not killed next update?) love the cures on the whale family, so well done i bet Alyx thought of them(more sucking up) . The singing penis was one of your best Bob (please do not hurt me either). Try using the axe of the Nexus-Kings i hear it does lots of damage plus it is cursed! (See i am trying to help)You two are Jbern without the bodies all over the place and more laughs(more sucking up).
Clell65619 posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:18am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
- Ok, that has to be the single most disturbing wedding night ever portrayed in fan fiction.
- Love this story
nurray posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:12am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
I find myself torn between two desires, one is for Voldemort to regain a body and visit terror on magical Britain so when Harry kills him, the wizarding world knows of what he has done. The other is for Harry to find Nagini and dispose of her and the horcrux quietly so Harry Potter can return and say, his magic came back by itself over time.
I was wondering if Nagini runs foul of the ward around Hogwarts and a passer by find the dead snake with its belly exploded by the ward or Nagini reguritates the item as it is causing her (?) pain and someone finds the items and wears it, allowing Voldemort access to a magic capable body.
I guess I'll find out in the next few installments.,
Frank LeTanc posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:12am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
poor bob......alyx is off her meds again, and not even donuts can save him this time.
Aaran St Vines posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 12:54am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
I only read my own reviews once, and never read reviews of others' stories, but whatever Crys wrote/said, I wholeheartedly disagree with.
Alyx, let me state that you are brill at A/Ns. (Bob, I'll take you on any day rather than... er, oh, hello, Alyx, er, nice outfit.)
Great chapter guys. The international political stuff is getting more and more interesting.
ponderous stibbons posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 12:47am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
my fav line:
She grabbed Cindy by an arm and dragged her over to where Sirius stood. "My dear, has Sirius ever told you of the time he spent two days in the girls’ changing rooms under an invisibility cloak, and then had the audacity to claim he had been locked in?"
charlotte posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 12:28am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
You are such an awesome team in your writing and plot structures. I look forward to each from story ya'll. And Bob becareful about about those jokes at Alyx. Remember the female is concidered the more dangerous in most species.
DrT posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 10:41pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Laughed loud and long at 'Little Sirius the Crooner' -- even funnier than what I once had Harry do to Snape's willie.
Excellent development all around, esp. getting Remus at Hogwarts for Nagini-fest 97 along with Tonks. Now, if only Even could be there as an assistant flight intructor . . . or at least take up residence in Hogsmeade. . . . Oh, well, I'm sure you already have it all well-plotted out
"T"
texasranger_10 posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 10:29pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
good lord let her be she hurts more people than you do. but i do love the an's i get a good giggle out of them. but with the snape clone you kept are we gonna see it in the an now. hope so snape needs a good long torture. love the story as far as how many chappies can it run until the end of time. yep that would be good.
the_elusive_snitch posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 10:12pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
I absolutely love your story. You provide an excellent level of detail into what's going on the characters without overdoing any of it. I've been reading for quite some time now and am sorry to say it's taken me this long to actually post a review. I'd go back, reread, and post for other chapters and stories but unfortunately my time-turner broke; and you write some bloody long chapters.
P.S. If Bob keeps making you do the a/n's Alyx take the easy way... read a Doctor Who fanfic awhile back had a sonic-stapler in it. I'm sure they'd let you borrow it.
CaptainG posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 10:02pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
I've decided to ask a rather inane question as a review today simply to see if I can get myself into the author's notes:
The little section from Hermione on losing her virginity - Bitter much?
Bobmin356 replied:
Bitter? No, not really. Just tired of male oriented stories that always make the first time a wonderful experience when the fact is, it so rarely is. This is a case where Art should be imitating life.
speedy_86 posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 9:52pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Terrific chapter again.
Alyx, I have one simple request. Can I be the keeper of your weapons (when you're not keeping them) and do the maintenance of your torture tools?
That would make me soooooo happy. Only I'd perhaps use your weapons from time to time...only to see if they're in a satisfactory state, torture tools as well.
Best wishes and happy...whatever you want to do.
speedy
Dark Angel: Version 4.0 posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 9:02pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
*Gives Alyx an oversized adamentium mallet with a depleted uranium core that has the words "The Widowmaker" eteched onto the side in fancy letters*
Here, I hope this gift will appease you. I also actually like your ANs. They're funny to read.
Snowdove30 posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 8:05pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Brilliant update!! Especially loved Sirius and his singing penis... I have never laughed so hard.Hermione's brand of revenge was excellent. Did the wards at Hogwarts alert anyone to the presence of a horux? Considering Harry's past of being praised/vilified by the wizarding world, I would not be surprised if after defeating Voldemort they attempted to try and put him in Azkaban.
UdderPD posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 7:57pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
This is getting booring, not the story which is brilliant but writing reviews that say yhat the story is brilliant.
I am not certain that this review will make sense to anyone.
TTFN UdderPD
kutekess posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 7:02pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Is being insane a requirement for an author? (ever notice how author and auror are similar) Have a happy 2008! Don't kill too many characters
The Midnight Poster posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 6:50pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Great Merlin's balls, I'm simply astounded that Hermione would the first magical person to do a "Drive By" ! :)
I was wondering what Tonks reaction was when she found out the truth about that prank of writing her name in the snow? :)
As always I'm looking forward to the next update.
KenF posted a comment on Saturday 5th January 2008 6:15pm for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer
Hmmm. Much happened, but overall this chapter feels more like a transition.
Hermione's curse was just plain vindictive.
There is no suprise that Bones found out about Harry... his existance has to be the worst kept secret in the wizarding world.
Good chapter, I'm looking forward to Hermione's 7th year.
biblios posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:53am for Chapter 7 - Year Seven Summer