lelila posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 9:30am

i don't know why anyone would complain about the authors note. i think they're brillantly entertaining. it's hard to say whether i enjoy the story or the notes more sometimes. although sirius's singing penis takes the cake and edges out the author's note this time. maybe i should say takes the coconut. coconut seems to be the current fad. *shrug* anyway, i nearly spit my tea out when i read about that prank. i also very much enjoyed hermione's revenge on the dursley's. it was quite fitting. i do wonder if dudley will ever learn to control himself. i suppose it's about time the british government figured out what was happening. luckily, it was just amelia who realized it and very happy to see that she's willing to help. as always, a grand chapter! i've reviewed every chapter since i started reading ur writings and given high praise every single time. i do hope that's enough to keep me out of the torture chamber.

Athena_Wiley posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 9:23am

Half the time I'm not sure if I read you to for the stories (magnificent) or the ANs (hilarious). But I do know I would like to say keep up the good work and more pleeeeeeeeeaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee.

Kortir posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 6:43am

Another great chapter, much enjoyed! Considering that H/Hr is not usually my cup of tea, seeing a story written well enough to change that for a time is quite nice. I really love the dynamic between Sirius and Cindy. They're probably my favorite overall couple, and she very much suits him. And the line about McGonagall telling Cindy about one of Sirius's past escapades- made me really laugh at the reactions. I'll be looking forward to more of this story for sure!

CaffeineAddict posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 6:31am

I must say that I have trouble figuring out which is more entertaining, the story or the A/Ns. Personally, I like this nut house, the inmates are in charge and the meds are great, what more could you ask for? It takes a twisted individual to work their minds in a manner conducive to this kind of humor, but then again it takes an equally twisted mind to enjoy said humor so keep it coming. Enjoying the ride so far, it's been an excellent character piece with just the right flow to stop things from getting monotonous, I'm impressed. Anywho, I have a coffee cup with my name on it (no, seriously, I do *cackles*) and I really do need my daily fix of my other addiction, the chapter calmed the twitching a little but the withdrawal symptoms are still there.

Kudos

CaffienAddict

P.S.

Remind me not to piss you off *shudders uncontrollably*

Princess Fictoria posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 5:47am

I don't know what Crys was smoking, but your a/n's are wonderful to read. And I want to buy stock in your adult diaper business... especially if you allow them to advertise that they are the brand recommeded by Alyx and Bob for use during fanfiction reading.

Love this story and eagerly look forward to reading more.

Manatheron posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 5:11am

Alyx, Alyx, You and your toys.

{Shakes head}

I was going to offer you a new one, but it seems to me that you have too many to pick and choose from already, so in lieu of that I'll just ask a question, and you can brain Bob with it for a while.
When are you going to go back to co-writing? Bob does an excellent job, I'm sure the other reviewers all agree, but I'm beginning to miss the little artistic additions that it takes another mind to come up with... that and I think that you doing only the disclaimer may have some long term effects on Bob's mental health... A small Issue no doubt, but one that might get the police asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions. Like "why is your Husband lying unconscious in the middle of the living room" and "Did you know that there are 22 Lamma's in your Bedroom and that they are all equipped with weapons Illegal in 35 countries, six states, and three major religions." (Trust me on this one, Pointing at bob and saying 'He did it' will probably get your sentence dropped to aiding and abetting, and if you happen to mention that he's a little mad and keeps claiming their yours, you might get off with just a little community service.)

Anyways O beautiful one I hope to hear from you in the near future that I may be gladdened by your radiance, and enlightened by your finite wisdom.

(Bob, I'm so sorry man, but I can plainly see who's in charge here, and no offense, but I'd rather be on her good side when she takes over. When the cops show up, take it like a man and try not to let her see you cry... it'll only encourage her.)

All the Best.
~Manatheron~

KingDark posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 4:57am

A very nice chapter! It is starting to speed up so I'm curious how it's going to finish.
Although I'm sure that nagini/tom/voldemort wouldn't be able to do much.
What is that black dome again?

Keep writing

Kenny

tntornado posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 4:00am

Great update - interesting what H/Hr did to dursleys - he is growing up, and his attitudes are showing it.

Hopefully Nagini will ignore the little voice once and trip the ward (and soon!)

Great update as always I can't wait till the next!

TnTornado

FaithU posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 3:57am

Branding irons? This is getting kinky. Very. I was about to offer some C4 for amusement purposes, but how about some handcuffs instead? Fur lined?

Also, while at St. Mungo's, does Harry actually call Emma 'Mom'? Because that would be...sweet but with Tonks dying, Sirius going sexy evil!lord on the poor healer's butt and everything else going on, it sort of disappears in the massive amount of plot like a three year old in Disney world.

Apart from that, your chapter length rocks, Hermione and Harry are fun to watch and.... let's face it. You rock. And you know it.

Just out of curiosity, how many times can I review without putting my continued health on the line?

Ta

fallingmonkey3 posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 3:55am

Great chapter you two! This fic is really great. I hate it that Sirius has to pull the whole pure-blood Lord crap though... He may be, but still. It's heartening to know that Amelia is on Harry and Sirius's side... Sucks that Tonks got hurt though, although it is nice that she gets to help Remus out at Hogwarts... What's going to happen to Nagini once Tom gets inside Hogwarts? Great job!

webdoc posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 3:42am

Another great chapter,

Hey Alyx. improved torture technique for you,before putting Solicitor in the ground by the fire ants and coating him in honey, give him a tobasco sauce enema, about 5 gallons I'd say.

Mionefan posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 3:04am

GOOD ONE! Small typos as usual, but this is one of the best chapters. Looks like this could be wrapped up in one or two more chapters? Looking forward to the rest.

Crys posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 2:54am

{after reading some reviews}
Er, please pay no attention to Jeff S. Fileting me (with a rusty knife or otherwise) will prevent me from graduating to the status of "Minion of Alyx". I already tried to apply for "Minion of boB", but that waiting line is obscene.

[Crys glares at both MoA and Aaron St Vines for the betrayal.] I didn't say I disliked her A/N. Just that she doesn't have quite the same psychotic flourish that boB does.

[Crys sulks while keeping a wary eye out for the FPIA+5.]

tatsu.zzmage posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 2:49am

your a such a fruitcake ^_^
Great chapter, id almost pay to see a prank like that. now if only it could have pulled off a scene like the dinner scene in Beattlejuice that would be priceless.... though doing that to the hogwarts teachers would be just as funny.

Crys posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 2:35am

Sirius's singing penis. Oh, you two are evil, evil pranksters.

I like how you're portraying the snakes. No names and only descriptors at best, not to mention Nagini's very straigtforward thinking. Perhaps a human child or a centaur foal . . .

> learned to curb my inner stupid
*laugh* That has GOT to be a referenct to Jeco's recent story. And a great reference it is.

Oh, nasty addition with the AD / Dursley conspiracy, there. Nice touch.

> sent to Station Zebra
*blink* There's a movie title about Ice Station Zebra, isn't there?

[Crys yelps after being kicked.] Hey, what'd you do that for!? [Crys points at Wavelink99] See? I'm not the only one who . . . [Crys warily eyes the waving FPIA.] Nevermind.

> And apparently, I don't do that as well as Bob. ~Glares at Crys again~
[Crys whimpers.] Would it appease Your Greatness if I were to name a character in my new story after you? Would you prefer the adult bookstore owner, the neighbor of the brothel, or the president of the neighborhood association of . . . alternative living styles?

> ~Glares at Crys as she exits the Notes~
[Crys whimpers and hides from the new FPIA+5] Bob? Could you please keep your wife from trying to hurt me?

Please?

biblios posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:53am

oh I love it, esp the dursleys but you must tell us what she did to them please, I am not sure (brain cells had too much xmas booze) you need to spell (!!!!) it out for me. so much fun to be had with dudley, and a few random moments would be fun esp now they have to pay rent!!!, and amelia knows! humm and has stopped it spreading, what about lovely Luna she and ginny should be getting their owls by now how did herm and ron and they do in exams?
what about neville, I have a soft spot for him as he could have been but wasnt! did any one follow that up?
as for the tape and glue, hummm what makes you think I want her in one peice and even back!!! muwhahahahahah cough cough sorry must have hunt for another envelope for them as the kids are looking for granny ana again (grrr why does only alyx get away with disposing of the bodies) so any tips welcome, and loved the latest chapter hope tomks donsent bounce back too fast, like sunset/sunrise harry and his linp, nice to have flaw!
happy new year
lol ruey/biblios

Immortalitis posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:46am

Lovely fanfic you've done so far!

Something that is truly enjoyable, amusing, breath-taking and rib-crackingly funny.

Please, do post more asap.

Regards
Immo

rune1806 posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:25am

alyx i like the way you do the notes (see how i suck up so i am not killed next update?) love the cures on the whale family, so well done i bet Alyx thought of them(more sucking up) . The singing penis was one of your best Bob (please do not hurt me either). Try using the axe of the Nexus-Kings i hear it does lots of damage plus it is cursed! (See i am trying to help)You two are Jbern without the bodies all over the place and more laughs(more sucking up).

Clell65619 posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:18am

- Ok, that has to be the single most disturbing wedding night ever portrayed in fan fiction.

- Love this story

nurray posted a comment on Sunday 6th January 2008 1:12am

I find myself torn between two desires, one is for Voldemort to regain a body and visit terror on magical Britain so when Harry kills him, the wizarding world knows of what he has done. The other is for Harry to find Nagini and dispose of her and the horcrux quietly so Harry Potter can return and say, his magic came back by itself over time.

I was wondering if Nagini runs foul of the ward around Hogwarts and a passer by find the dead snake with its belly exploded by the ward or Nagini reguritates the item as it is causing her (?) pain and someone finds the items and wears it, allowing Voldemort access to a magic capable body.


I guess I'll find out in the next few installments.,