Attack of the Fan Fic Authors

“Hey! Where’s the Riddler?” shouted one henchman

Haha I should have read this story years ago...and yes you got Kinsfire right...

I think I even read a kinsfire fic where Harry had sex with an electric outlet.

Thanks for writing,
Matt

I always thought he'd get just so far in a story
before Dorthy drug him off to have her evil way
with him and he'd end up starting a new fic and
forget to finish the old one.

uh...what's this? a charlie's angels meets harry potter fic? oh god. i just opened a can of worms for crossover writers. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ;) still think the slasher parody was the best...but that's cause i hate slash and that was a brilliant mockery of one.

Has Kinsfire reponded to this?
If you want to read an unintentional "parody", try Harry Potter and Broken Wands by Vertex on fanfiction.net. It is almost as good as yours, except it tries to have a plot...

"Next to him stood Hermione and Ginny, both dressed in white bikinis, which, while looking really nice, were not adequate protection from the cold rain on the mountaintop. On the other hand, they both wore awesome utility belts with potions, wand holster, flash bang grenades and a built in condom dispenser."

It's the Dirty Pair!

(Anime reference, the Dirty Pair from the eponymous series were two heavily armed women who dressed on skimpy outfits and caused massive destruction. One was darkhaired and the other was a redhead)

So this was later in one of Kinsfire's work? has to be really Harry has to be abused then he get all 12 of the girls. This was almost fluff that would make it upd happy's work ^^ Plus didn't have the required level of smut that a Kinsfire fic requires.

Though it is still good just after that one that makes fun of slash fics, I don't know if your going to do better. Well on to the next one

LOL, I just read Kinsfire's NaNo story from last year and was wondering about Dorothy in the background while he's writing his erm... bedroom scenes. Your "behind the scenes" with the author bits are right along what I thought! I laughed so hard I woke the kids.

Title could be Boobraker... *grin*

*blink*

[Crys glances at Dorothy before shaking his head.]

Very . . . uh, something. Weird little stories, Bob&Alyx. Of course, that's the point.

I've read a story called "Harem of Honeys". Did you, perchance, borrow that name? And that evil lair description sounds very familiar in a James Bond way . . . :)

Very fun story. In a weird, psychadelic way.

Okay, you screwed up here a bit, you forgot Kinsfire's trade marked Harry Potter psychological melt down. Look, it happens every story! Otherwise, very amusing, and somewhat true, Harry does seem to wind up with just about every woman in Hogwarts, doesn't he?

Bigbottoms? Le Hooters? *GRIN* :) hehehehe

Eh, Kinsfire does seem to like the "Harry's in love with a dozen or more females" stories... Although I think the bikinis were a bit much ;) Though I'm imagining that one from the Sean Connery Bond movie, title is escaping me at the moment... And I think that, facing that, the Henchmen would have all succumbed to drooling. ;) The condom attack was a nice touch :) hehehe